Quote #315
Know the masculine, keep to the feminine.
Quote #28407
Something tells me that the first mousetrap wasn’t designed to catch mice at all,...
Quote #9139
Friends are born, not made.
Quote #28356
Probably to a shark, about the funniest thing there is is a wounded seal,...
Quote #19827
The character of every act depends upon the circumstances in which it is done.
Quote #2881
Getting kicked out of the American Bar Association is like getting kicked out of...
Quote #11974
Freedom is the right to say two plus two make four. If granted, all...
Quote #20867
I must be cruel, only to be kind Thus bad begins, and worse remains...
Quote #20553
Some people are so afraid to die that they never begin to live.
Quote #7031
Glory is like a circle in the water, Which never ceaseth to enlarge itself,...