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Auto racing, bull fighting, and mountain climbing are the only real sports. . ....
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I don’t deserve this award, but I have arthritis and I don’t deserve that...
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Sometimes we do a thing in order to find out the reason for it....
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How far you go in life depends on you being tender with the young,...
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Not one shred of evidence supports the notion that life is serious.
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For violence, like Achilles’ lance, can heal the wounds it has inflicted.
Quote #16568
If it keeps up, man will atrophy all his limbs but the push-button finger.
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My friends are my estate. Forgive me then the avarice to hoard them
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Millions long for immortality who don’t know what to do with themselves on a...
Quote #28160
To me, clowns aren’t funny. In fact, they’re kinda scary. I’ve wondered where this...