Quote #1762
The way to fight a woman is with your hat. Grab it and run.
Quote #1471
A banker is a fellow who lends you his umbrella when the sun is...
Quote #6578
My wallpaper and i are fighting a duel to death. One or the other...
Quote #19699
Sin is not hurtful because it is forbidden, but it is forbidden because it’s...
Quote #16588
Every man has a right to a Saturday night bath.
Quote #2806
The object of war is not to die for your country but to make...
Quote #33594
The trouble with normal is it always gets worse.
Quote #9142
To become aware of the possiblity of the search is to be onto something.
Quote #21693
There is no such thing as a lover’s oath.
Quote #13670
Tomorrow, do thy worst, for I have lived today.