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If there’s ever an amusement park called Bag World, I bet it would really...
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Having a holiday weekend without a family member felt like putting on a sweater...
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It’s better to do nothing with your money than something you don’t understand.
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In that instant he learned what jealousy was. He wanted to know the name...
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To will is to select a goal, determine a course of action that will...
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Freedom is just Chaos, with better lighting.
Quote #1724
Be not the first by whom the new are tried, Nor yet the last...
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A professor is one who talks in someone else’s sleep.
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I’m aiming by the time I’m fifty to stop being an adolescent.
Quote #7130
We hold these truths to be self-evident that all men are created equal; that...