Quote #1685
He deserves Paradise who makes his companions laugh.
Quote #27786
The world is the sum-total of our vital possibilities.
Quote #28931
The only obligation to which in advance we may hold a novel, without incurring...
Quote #23717
When I read a book I seem to read it with my eyes only,...
Quote #26475
Never invoke the gods unless you really want them to appear. It annoys them...
Quote #7888
Reality continues to ruin my life.
Quote #1016
A celibate clergy is an especially good idea, because it tends to suppress any...
Quote #13180
These are bagpipes. I understand the inventor of the bagpipes was inspired when he...
Quote #6254
The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it.
Quote #7284
It is a great thing to start life with a small number of really...