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Recession is when your neighbor loses his job. Depression is when you lose yours....
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Some pray to marry the man they love, my prayer will somewhat vary I...
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Children’s playthings are not sports and should be deemed as their most serious actions.
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I would rather think of life as a good book. The further you get...
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People who throw kisses are hopelessly lazy.
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Some things are so completely ludicrous that a man must laugh or die. To...