Quote #28225
To me, truth is not some vague, foggy notion. Truth is real. And, at...
Quote #16651
People in the long run are going to do more to promote peace than...
Quote #18857
In battling evil, excess is good for he who is moderate in announcing the...
Quote #2486
Cogito ergo dim sum. (Therefore I think these are pork buns.)
Quote #19994
Humor is not a postscript or an incidental afterthought it is a serious and...
Quote #4980
So act that your principle of action might safely be made a law for...
Quote #17386
Man is not born to solve the problem of the universe, but to find...
Quote #9848
Joel: Ed, are you hallucinating? Ed: Oh, yeah, but not right now.
Quote #15230
We must make the world honest before we can honestly say to our children...
Quote #19317
I don’t make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.