Quote #19317
I don’t make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.
Quote #9993
Society has traditionally always tried to find scapegoats for its problems. Well, here I...
Quote #2166
Suppose you were an idiot and suppose you were a member of Congress. But...
Quote #288
Misquotations are the only quotations that are never misquoted.
Quote #16383
Nothing splendid has ever been achieved except by those who dared believe that something...
Quote #9612
Dost thou love life? Then do not squander time, for that is the stuff...
Quote #19508
It took me seventeen years to get 3,000 hits in baseball. I did it...
Quote #3235
A woman will buy anything she thinks the store is losing money on.
Quote #19452
When a man says he approves of something in principle, it means he hasn’t...
Quote #20186
The home is the chief school of human virtues.