Quote #3023
I am not sincere, not even when I say I am not.
Quote #33979
If you put tomfoolery into a computer, nothing comes out of it but tomfoolery....
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On the plus side, death is one of the few things that can be...
Quote #8534
The world is divided into two kinds of people, those who spend a great...
Quote #23911
The truth of the matter is that you always know the right thing to...
Quote #10940
Every silver lining has a touch of grey.
Quote #30728
One of the fondest expressions around is that we can’t be the world’s policeman....
Quote #27227
Success is never permanent, and failure is never final.
Quote #30147
It’s practically impossible to look at a penguin and feel angry.
Quote #21885
Shared joy is double joy. Shared sorrow is half sorrow.