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It is error alone which needs the support of government. Truth can stand by...
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Money is a poor man’s credit card.
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The reputation of a thousand years may be determined by the conduct of one...
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Eagles may soar, but weasels don’t get sucked into jet engines.
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The factory of the future will have two employees a man and a dog....
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He that falls in love with himself will have no rivals.
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Ya know, if you treated every comic the way you treated me tonight. You...
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For what do we live, but to make sport for our neighbors and laugh...
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A grownup is a child with layers on.
Quote #1288
Conservatives are not necessarily stupid, but most stupid people are conservatives.