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Capitalism is the astounding belief that the most wickedest of men will do the...
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No physical quantity can continue to change exponentially forever. Your job is delaying forever.
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There is a great deal of wishful thinking in such cases; it is the...
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1492. As children we were taught to memorize this year with pride and joy...
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Each painting has its own way of evolving…When the painting is finished, the subject...
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Darkness cannot drive out darkness; only light can do that. Hate cannot drive out...
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Ya know, if you treated every comic the way you treated me tonight. You...
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Marriage is like a dollar bill. You cannot spend half of it when you...
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Your friend has a friend don’t tell him.
Quote #3021
Money is always there, but the pockets change.