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The public have an insatiable curiosity to know everything. Except what is worth knowing....
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Men are equal it is not birth but virtue that makes the difference.
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Die? I should say not, dear fellow. No Barrymore would allow such a conventional...
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The roots of education are bitter, but the fruit is sweet.
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Tourist, Rincewind decided, meant “idiot”.
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Our worst fault is our preoccupation with the faults of others.
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When you have only two pennies left in the world, buy a loaf of...
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A lady is one who never shows her underwear unintentionally.
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We had the sky up there, and we used to lay on our backs...
Quote #28488
Memory is a child walking along a seashore. You never can tell what small...