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A child of my own! Oh, no, no, no! Let my flesh perish with...
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It is strange that we do not temper our resentment of criticism with a...
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All the fat guys watch me and say to their wives, ‘See, there’s a...
Quote #32627
Laughter is not at all a bad beginning for a friendship, and it is...
Quote #2621
Hollywood is a sewer with service from the Ritz Carlton.
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He marries best who puts it off until it is too late.
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You can forget a lot of things, but you cannot forget a woman?s name...
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Some folks as they grow older grow wise, but most folks simply grow stubborner.
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You see these bums, you know, blowing up campuses … storming around about this...
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One golfer a year is hit by lightning. This may be the only evidence...