Quote #19603
Sandy Carl I want you to kill all the gophers on the golf course...
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It is more difficult, and it calls for higher energies of soul, to live...
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We are ready for any unforeseen event that may or may not occur.
Quote #21036
The Devil finds work for idle hands.
Quote #29145
The first time you do the impossible, it may take a little longer.
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Every man is wise when attacked by a mad dog fewer when pursued by...
Quote #16943
The glory of friendship is not the outstretched hand, nor the kindly smile, nor...
Quote #10012
Thankfully, beauty is easier to remove than apply, and a swipe of demaquillage in...
Quote #9911
I never did give anybody hell. I just told the truth, and they thought...
Quote #25063
Money doesn’t talk, it swears.