Quote #1797
You never realize how short a month is until you pay alimony.
Quote #7430
The populace is like the sea motionless in itself, but stirred by every wind,...
Quote #24225
If A equals success, then the formula is A equals X plus Y plus...
Quote #22696
Men are like a deck of cards. You’ll find the occasional king, but most...
Quote #23385
The saddest thing of word or pen, To know the things that might have...
Quote #4576
The judge is condemned when the criminal is absolved.
Quote #1710
A man builds a fine house; and now he has a master, and a...
Quote #2852
Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, and a dark...
Quote #19367
The superpowers often behave like two heavily armed blind men feeling their way around...
Quote #31
There must be more to life than having everything.