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Success, in a generally accepted sense of the term, means the opportunity to experience...
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If male homosexuals are called “gay,” then female homosexuals should be called “ecstatic.”
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Never solve a problem from its original perspective.
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Sex: the pleasure is momentary, the position ridiculous, and the expense damnable.
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It is a wise father that knows his own child.
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The best time to do a thing is when it can be done.
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Don’t part with your illusions. When they are gone you may still exist, but...
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In reply to the question, What was it the last man on earth said...