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If you can’t return a favor, pass it on.
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Ya know, if you treated every comic the way you treated me tonight. You...
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To invent, you need a good imagination and a pile of junk.
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I have long considered it one of God’s greatest mercies that the future is...
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A man running for office puts me in mind of a dog that’s lost–he...
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If it takes a lot of words to say what you have in mind,...
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During periods of relaxation after concentrated intellectual activity, the intuitive mind seems to...
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Take away the miseries and you take away some folks’ reason for living.
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This is our purpose: to make as meaningful as possible this life that has...
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You need only claim the event of your life to make yourself yours. When...