Quote #33043
The only thing dumber than a pitcher is two pitchers.
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I don’t know half of you half as well as I should like and...
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The possibilities for mobilizing the experience, imaginations, and intelligence of workers, both employed and...
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The trouble with some women is they get all excited about nothing — and...
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Under all speech that is good for anything there lies a silence that is...
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The great enemy of the truth is very often not the lie — deliberate,...
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America has never been united by blood or birth or soil. We are bound...
Quote #1799
Men show their characters in nothing more clearly than in what they think laughable.
Quote #266
For every problem, there is one solution which is simple, neat and wrong.