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In what concerns you much, do not think that you have companions know that...
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One drink is just right two is too many three are too few.
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Make no judgements where you have no compassion.
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We are never so ridiculous through what we are as through what we pretend...
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Evil draws men together.
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Our business in life is not to get ahead of others, but to get...
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Cogito ergo dim sum. (Therefore I think these are pork buns.)
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Ya know, if you treated every comic the way you treated me tonight. You...
Quote #15135
The gem cannot be polished without friction, not a man perfected without trials.
Quote #17693
Problems do not go away. They must be worked through or else they remain,...