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Oh, come on. If you can’t laugh at the walking dead, who can you...
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Nothing in life is to be feared, it is only to be understood.
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Shall I crack any of those old jokes, master,At which the audience never fail...
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Fighting fire with fire only gets you ashes!
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The First Lady is an unpaid public servant elected by one person — her...
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A lady came up to me on the street and pointed to my suede...
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It is not a bad idea to get in the habit of writing down...
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A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend....
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Love is a fruit in season at all times, and within the reach of...