Quote #20146
She gave me a smile I could feel in my hip pocket.
Quote #20752
When a woman marries again, it is because she detested her first husband. When...
Quote #27373
Between two evils, choose neither between two goods, choose both.
Quote #17887
There are people who strictly deprive themselves of each and every eatable, drinkable, and...
Quote #29272
‘I think therefore I am’ is the statement of an intellectual who underrates toothaches.
Quote #28326
If I was being executed by injection, I’d clean up my cell real neat....
Quote #18052
A day out-of-doors, someone I loved to talk with, a good book and some...
Quote #3168
All professions are conspiracies against the laity.
Quote #16895
The god of the cannibals will be a cannibal, of the crusaders a crusader,...
Quote #23284
If they give you lined paper, write the other way.