Quote #2934
Be careful in revising those immigration laws of yours. We got careless with ours.
Quote #22957
Smartness runs in my family. When I went to school I was so smart...
Quote #26555
Cherish that which is within you, and shut off that which is without.
Quote #5912
Success in highest and noblest form calls for peace of mind and enjoyment and...
Quote #11546
Censorship, like charity, should begin at home; but unlike charity, it should end there.
Quote #26715
The new Haitian baseball can’t weigh more than four ounces or less than five.
Quote #1964
If the world were a logical place, men would ride sidesaddle.
Quote #30897
Never trust the man who tells you all his troubles but keeps from you...
Quote #32067
You don’t tell deliberate lies, but sometimes you have to be evasive.
Quote #31065
People who are smart get into Mensa. People who are really smart look around...