Quote #24810
If at first you don’t succeed, you’re running about average.
Quote #27155
That it will never come again is what makes life sweet.
Quote #545
I wish the government would put a tax on pianos for the incompetent.
Quote #32333
If you can’t find the key to success, pick the lock.
Quote #11818
Besides anarchy, the worst thing in this world is government.
Quote #1600
The Argument from Intimidation is a confession of intellectual impotence.
Quote #1026
Immortality — a fate worse than death.
Quote #15018
A wise man will make haste to forgive, because he knows the full value...
Quote #11653
Remind me to write an article on the compulsive reading of news. The theme...
Quote #1417
They were so strong in their beliefs that there came a time when it...