Quote #31907
We create our lives a thought at a time. And sometimes, it comes down...
Quote #6716
There is nothing more demoralizing than a small but adequate income.
Quote #2044
Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night.
Quote #1699
A vacuum is a hell of a lot better than some of the stuff...
Quote #6564
Why a duck?
Quote #26601
Success is the ability to go from failure to failure without losing your enthusiasm.
Quote #27371
He that never changes his opinions, never corrects his mistakes, will never be wiser...
Quote #8954
You can be pleased with nothing when you are not pleased with yourself.
Quote #11698
Live fast, die young, and leave a good-looking corpse.
Quote #15425
Life was meant to be lived, and curiosity must be kept alive. One must...