Quote #2954
Our Constitution protects aliens, drunks, and U.S. senators.
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The mellow sweetness of pumpkin pie off a prison spoon is something you will...
Quote #20043
He who lives in solitude may make his own laws.
Quote #17937
We are what we repeatedly do. Excellence, then, is not an act, but a...
Quote #24405
The fireworks begin today. Each diploma is a lighted match. Each one of you...
Quote #28665
If you do not conquer self, you will be conquered by self.
Quote #21910
Gabriel Have you ever heard of Harry Houdini Well he wasn’t like today’s magicians...
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Baloney is the lie laid on so thick you hate it. Blarney is flattery...
Quote #26609
History will be kind to me, for I intend to write it.
Quote #3501
The only unnatural sexual act is that which you cannot perform.