Quote #13629
If I had to choose between betraying my country and betraying my friend, I...
Quote #19317
I don’t make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.
Quote #28391
I can’t stand cheap people. It makes me real mad when someone says something...
Quote #19180
Good, better, best never let it rest till your good is better and your...
Quote #9495
This is the best kind of voyeurism, hearing joy from your neighbors.
Quote #11796
The man who goes alone can start today; but he who travels with another...
Quote #8823
Petty fears and petty pleasures are but the shadow of reality.
Quote #32507
Where a calculator on the ENIAC is equpped with 18,000 vacuum tubes and weighs...
Quote #32675
All persons, living or dead, are purely coincidental, and should not be construed.
Quote #27919
People will believe anything. They will believe it because they want it to be...