Quote #2044
Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night.
Quote #28383
Sometimes the beauty of the world is so overwhelming, I just want to throw...
Quote #25838
Intellect distinguishes between the possible and the impossible reason distinguishes between the sensible and...
Quote #31405
When God temporarily rolled up the building plans of prophecy and placed them aside,...
Quote #30980
The journey is the reward.
Quote #17825
The miracle, or the power, that elevates the few is to be found in...
Quote #12260
Since no one is perfect, it follows that all great deeds have been accomplished...
Quote #2647
When in doubt, have two guys come through the door with guns.
Quote #10752
The value of a man resides in what he gives and not in what...
Quote #8205
I take my wife everywhere, but she keeps finding her way back.