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No physical quantity can continue to change exponentially forever. Your job is delaying forever.
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Benjamin Hey, who wants Chinese Takeout I know a great place Wayne I’ll have...
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Young pigs grunt as as old pigs grunted before them.
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Imagine what it would be like if TV actually were good. It would be...
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I got kicked out of ballet class because I pulled a groin muscle. It...
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There are moments when everything goes well don’t be frightened, it won’t last.
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I now begin the journey that will lead me into the sunset of my...
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All men are evil and will declare themselves to be so when occasion is...
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The way to procure insults is to submit to them a man meets with...
Quote #6037
Experience is a dear teacher, but fools will learn at no other.