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There are two types of people–those who come into a room and say, “Well,...
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We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the...
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Religion is what keeps the poor from murdering the rich.
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Accept good advice gracefully–as long as it doesn’t interfere with what you intended to...
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The dog’s kennel is not the place to keep a sausage.
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Govern a great nation as you would cook a small fish. Do not overdo...
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Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day. Teach a...
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All that really belongs to us is time even he who has nothing else...
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Music is essentially useless, as life is: but both have an ideal extension which...
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Obstacles are those frightful things you see when you take your eyes off the...