Quote #28696
If your cat falls out of a tree, go indoors to laugh.
Quote #1799
Men show their characters in nothing more clearly than in what they think laughable.
Quote #30701
To maintain a joyful family requires much from both the parents and the children....
Quote #13579
A pessimist sees the difficulty in every opportunity; an optimist sees the opportunity in...
Quote #7406
Use what talents you possess: the woods would be very silent if no birds...
Quote #9427
There is no gravity. The earth sucks.
Quote #14700
Hay is more acceptable to an ass than gold.
Quote #7528
You may deceive all the people part of the time, and part of the...
Quote #24183
Quantum mechanics is certainly imposing. But an inner voice tells me that it is...
Quote #23136
All government — indeed, every human benefit and enjoyment, every virtue and every prudent...