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The best ideas come from jokes. Make your thinking as funny as possible.
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Apparently, a democracy is a place where numerous elections are held at great cost...
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Anyone who isn’t confused really doesn’t understand the situation.
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A man is the sum of his actions, of what he has done, of...
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Old age is the most unexpected of all the things that happen to a...
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It’s asking a great deal that things should appeal to your reason as well...
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We have met the enemy and it is us.
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Keeping accounts, Sir, is of no use when a man is spending his own...
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Everybody has difficult years, but a lot of times the difficult years end up...