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Jack was out kissing babies while I was out passing bills. Someone had to...
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For what do we live, but to make sport for our neighbors and laugh...
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Never, never rest contented with any circle of ideas, but always be certain that...
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Get a good night’s sleep and don’t bug anybody without asking me. (To re-election...
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Answer a fool according to his folly, or he will be wise in his...
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Wrinkles should merely indicate where smiles have been.
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Don?t think you are paying me some kind of tribute if you let my...
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Before every action ask yourself. Will this bring more monkeys on my back. Will...
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There is no disguise which can hide love for long where it exists, or...
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We can forgive you for killing our sons. But we will never forgive you...