Quote #4626
A liar should have a good memory.
Quote #1948
Creator: a comedian whose audience is afraid to laugh.
Quote #19318
There is good news from Washington today. Congress is deadlocked and can’t act.
Quote #1797
You never realize how short a month is until you pay alimony.
Quote #15331
In all things preserve integrity; and the consciousness of thine own uprightness will alleviate...
Quote #34687
If you’re here for four more years or four more weeks, you’re here right...
Quote #3355
Women remember the first kiss, men remember the last.
Quote #24615
Power tends to corrupt and absolute power corrupts absolutely.
Quote #15996
Virtue is a state of war, and to live in it we have always...
Quote #30330
How you lose or keep your hair depends on how wisely you choose your...