Quote #18160
If you have a true friend, you have more than your share.
Quote #26723
That’s Hendrick’s 19th home run. One more and he reaches double figures.
Quote #3643
I can be expected to look for truth but not to find it.
Quote #3788
“A penny for your thoughts?” “A dollar for your death.”
Quote #6688
If there are no stupid questions, then what kind of questions do stupid people...
Quote #22979
Satire is focused bitterness.
Quote #722
The fact that a believer is happier than a skeptic is no more to...
Quote #6598
One should count each day a separate life.
Quote #6767
Think of what would happen to us in America if there were no humorists;...
Quote #29304
Figures won’t lie, but liars can figure.