Quote #345
My mother buried three husbands … and two of them were only napping.
Quote #2158
#3532. The law neither does nor requires idle acts.
Quote #143
What happens to the hole when the cheese is gone?
Quote #18784
The eye of a human being is a microscope, which makes the world seem...
Quote #12924
I wish there could have been an invention that bottled up a memory, like...
Quote #6267
Travel is only glamorous in retrospect.
Quote #299
The golden rule is that there are no golden rules.
Quote #12685
Things are going to get a lot worse before they get worse.
Quote #12259
To live is well, but to live well is better
Quote #21013
We often give our enemies the means of our own destruction.