Quote #2076
Marriage is based on the theory that when man discovers a brand of beer...
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Comtemplate the mangled bodies of your countrymen and then ask yourself, What should be...
Quote #32996
I dislike arguments of any kind. They are always vulgar, and often convincing.
Quote #19702
The doors of wisdom are never shut.
Quote #32904
Analyzing humor is like dissecting a frog. Few people are interested and the frog...
Quote #811
Everything you can imagine is real.
Quote #20426
Nature abhors a vacuum, and if I can only walk with sufficient carelessness I...
Quote #27376
Quiet and sincere sympathy is often the most welcome and efficient consolation to the...
Quote #15775
All our progress is an unfolding, like a vegetable bud. You have first an...
Quote #8260
Indeed, I tremble for my country when I reflect that God is just: that...