Quote #13000
Humor is a rubber sword–it allows you to make a point without drawing blood.
Quote #13735
Life consists not in holding good cards but in playing those you hold well.
Quote #2707
There are some defeats more triumphant than victories.
Quote #32910
I think we’re losing our sense of humor instead of being able to relax...
Quote #30242
Our founders did not oust George III in order for us to crown Richard...
Quote #12351
In films murders are always very clean. I show how difficult it is and...
Quote #15476
Malice sucks up the greater part of her own venom, and poisons herself.
Quote #6756
Drive-in banks were established so most of the cars today could see their real...
Quote #7168
Laws alone can not secure freedom of expression; in order that every man present...
Quote #5491
A sailor without a destination cannot hope for a favorable wind.