Quote #26120
It’s only when the tide goes out that you learn who’s been swimming naked.
Quote #436
She tells enough white lies to ice a wedding cake.
Quote #21502
History is more or less bunk. It’s tradition. We don’t want tradition. We want...
Quote #17122
Our enemies come nearer the truth in the opinions they form of us than...
Quote #30236
When they took the 4th Amendment, I was quiet because I didn’t deal drugs....
Quote #5266
What did my hands do before they held you?
Quote #24550
There is no cure for birth and death save to enjoy the interval. The...
Quote #30008
When life is kicking others in the teeth, Become a dentist.
Quote #27279
What a wretched lot of old shrivelled creatures we shall be by-and-by. Never mind-...
Quote #2627
Natural ability without education has more often attained to glory and virtue than education...