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I know nothing about sex because I was always married.
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We learn from history that we do not learn from history.
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The Greeks by their laws, and the Romans by the spirit of their people,...
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Those who live on vanity must, not unreasonably, expect to die of mortification.
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You can’t deny laughter when it comes, it plops down in your favorite chair...
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Behold, the fool saith, Put not all thine eggs in the one basket, —...
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Whoever cares to learn will always find a teacher.
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Fame lost its appeal for me when I went into a public restroom and...
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E.L. Think about it Josh, you’re in college. The window of opportunity to drink...
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If a rhinoceros were to enter this resteraunt now, there is no denying he...