Quote #3724
Everything has got a moral if you can only find it.
Quote #1094
God made the Idiot for practice, and then He made the School Board
Quote #13000
Humor is a rubber sword–it allows you to make a point without drawing blood.
Quote #24384
No one can sincerely try to help another without helping himself.
Quote #19898
Death is not the greatest loss in life. The greatest loss is what dies...
Quote #2372
In San Francisco, Haloween is redundant.
Quote #20702
One of the best rules in conversation is, never to say a thing which...
Quote #13292
A library is an arsenal of liberty.
Quote #25785
The word impossible is not in my dictionary.
Quote #29669
There is no more lovely, friendly, and charming relationship, communion, or company than a...