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It is only when they go wrong that machines remind you how powerful they...
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A healthy male adult bore consumes each year one and a half times his...
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Ladies and gentlemen, today we’re here to honor electricity, the charge that charges everything...
Quote #2294
Gifts are like hooks.
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Nothing is more destructive of respect for the government and the law of the...
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Don’t knock the weather nine-tenths of the people couldn’t start a conversation if it...
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A man makes inferiors his superiors by heat; self-control is the rule.
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Save a little money each month and at the end of the year you’ll...
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I have you and even if we never meet or ever see each other,...
Quote #23883
Humor distorts nothing, and only false gods are laughed off their earthly pedestals.