Quote #7812
There are people who strictly deprive themselves of each and every eatable, drinkable, and...
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For peace of mind, we need to resign as general manager of the universe.
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When you argue with your inferiors, you convince them of only one thing they...
Quote #15784
Opera is when a guy gets stabbed in the back and, instead of bleeding,...
Quote #25116
To them that ask, where have you seen the gods, or how do you...
Quote #8551
Get the facts, or the facts will get you. And when you get them,...
Quote #21943
Speak softly and carry a big stick you will go far.
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Men stumble over the truth from time to time, but most pick themselves up...
Quote #627
Life is a foreign language; all men mispronounce it.
Quote #33134
You can take from every experience what it has to offer you. And you...