Quote #7073
With silence favor me. (Favete Linguis)
Quote #191
Live as you will have wished to have lived when you are dying.
Quote #20474
The greatest compliment that was ever paid me was when someone asked me what...
Quote #6608
In the struggle for survival, the fittest win out at the expense of their...
Quote #17269
We hand folks over to God’s mercy, and show none ourselves.
Quote #375
I rely on my personality for birth control.
Quote #23537
It’s easy to cry ‘bug’ when the truth is that you’ve got a complex...
Quote #28101
Our brains are seventy-year clocks. The Angel of Life winds them up once for...
Quote #2434
How could I lose to such an idiot?
Quote #15250
The essence of all jokes, of all comedy, seems to be an honest or...