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Everything that irritates us about others can lead us to an understanding of ourselves.
Quote #18237
Cervantes smiled Spain’s chivalry away A single laugh demolished the right arm Of his...
Quote #12328
The secret to success is to know something nobody else knows.
Quote #3355
Women remember the first kiss, men remember the last.
Quote #921
If a cluttered desk signs a cluttered mind, Of what, then, is an empty...
Quote #9873
Ya know, if you treated every comic the way you treated me tonight. You...
Quote #9255
For I do not believe God means us thus to divide life into two...
Quote #3304
Mathematics has given economics rigor, but alas, also mortis.
Quote #33412
It’s a sign of mediocrity when you demonstrate gratitude with moderation.
Quote #27978
More important than talent, strength, or knowledge is the ability to laugh at yourself...