Quote #13979
Before you put on a frown, make absolutely sure there are no smiles available.
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Getting ideas is like shaving if you don’t do it every day, you’re a...
Quote #29163
The best thing we can do if we want the Russians to let us...
Quote #21401
The safest road to hell is the gradual one-the gentle slope, soft underfoot, without...
Quote #3920
We have really everything in common with America nowadays except, of course, language.
Quote #30529
Work expands to fill the time available for its completion.
Quote #34880
Conspicuous consumption of valuable goods is a means of reputability to the gentleman of...
Quote #24073
If you suspect a man, don’t employ him, and if ypu employ him, don’t...
Quote #14623
The Creator has not given you a longing to do that which you have...
Quote #28387
I remember how, in college, I got that part-time job as a circus clown,...