Quote #29907
A humorist is a fellow who realizes, first, that he is no better than...
Quote #9958
Tell no one the secret that you want to keep, although he may be...
Quote #9985
I was born modest. Not all over, but in spots.
Quote #31423
We would have broken up except for the children. Who were the children Well,...
Quote #23679
The nature of men and women – their essential nature – is so vile...
Quote #9346
To send a letter is a good way to go somewhere without moving anything...
Quote #21606
America is a vast conspiracy to make you happy.
Quote #5939
Humor is the great thing, the saving thing. The minute it crops up, all...
Quote #12126
When in doubt, observe and ask questions. When certain, observe at length and ask...
Quote #13090
We do not die because we have to die; we die because one day,...