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When I have a kid, I wanna put him in one of those strollers...
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This is patently absurd; but whoever wishes to become a philosopher must learn not...
Quote #18333
What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists In that case, I definitely...
Quote #29501
You can’t stay mad at somebody who makes you laugh.
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The difference between a violin and a viola is that a viola burns longer.
Quote #15823
No entertainment is so cheap as reading, nor any pleasure so lasting.
Quote #14119
Whenever a friend succeeds a little something in me dies.
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It will generally be found that men who are constantly lamenting their ill luck...
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Keep five yards from a carriage, ten yards from a horse, and a hundred...
Quote #4950
What a piece of work is a man! how noble in reason! how infinite...