Quote #15784
Opera is when a guy gets stabbed in the back and, instead of bleeding,...
Quote #33274
Everybody believes in something and everybody, by virtue of the fact that they believe...
Quote #6723
I feel about airplanes the way I feel about diets. It seems to me...
Quote #17259
It’s never too late to be who you might have been.
Quote #8214
There is no slavery but ignorance.
Quote #8988
Happiness is when what you think, what you say, and what you do are...
Quote #13225
Now I understand why Henry VIII started his own church.
Quote #10520
I believe and I say it is true Democratic feeling, that all the measures...
Quote #1783
Wit is so shining a quality that everybody admires it; most people aim at...
Quote #11673
They are able because they think they are able.