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I wish the government would put a tax on pianos for the incompetent.
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The saddest failures in life are those that come from not putting forth the...
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We’re going to have the best-educated American people in the world.
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No flying machine will ever fly from New York to Paris … no...
Quote #13508
The human race has one really effective weapon, and that is laughter.
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The corporation has evolved to serve the interests of whoever controls it, at the...
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We have placed too much hope in political and social reforms, only to find...
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Men are never so likely to settle a question rightly as when they discuss...
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Sometimes it is harder to deprive oneself of a pain than of a pleasure.
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Hypocrisy can afford to be magnificent in its promises; for never intending to go...