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On my income tax 1040 it says ‘Check this box if you are blind.’...
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God runs electromagnetics by wave theory on Monday, Wednesday, and Friday, and the Devil...
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Let every man mind his own business.
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He was as fresh as is the month of May.
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Success in marriage does not come merely through finding the right mate, but through...
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People who’ve had happy childhoods are wonderful, but they’re bland An unhappy childhood compels...
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No more good must be attempted than the people can bear.
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Grammar school never taught me anything about grammar.
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We must as second best…take the least of the evils.
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Man can acquire accomplishments or he can become an animal, whichever he wants. God...